Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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