So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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