Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My liver just had a heart attack.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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