This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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