No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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