Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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