i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
