i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
