i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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