I want to have your abortion
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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