if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize