It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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