do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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