so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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