Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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