you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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