My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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