im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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