If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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