you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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