I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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