Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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