Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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