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who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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