You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
ttyl tear gas
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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