no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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