Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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