I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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