Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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