Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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