I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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