All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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