the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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