why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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