It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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