And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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