just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
