I'm jealous of your bromance
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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