There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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