We won't sleep together?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
