i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
