I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
my sisters under your porch take her home
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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