You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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