I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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