can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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