also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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