Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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