it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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