i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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