BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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