I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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